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1 Somewhere Rd, <\/span><\/p>\n Ajegunle Lagos.<\/span><\/p>\n 4th September 2016<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Mr Landlord,<\/b><\/p>\n 1 Somewhere Rd,<\/span><\/p>\n Ajegunle Lagos.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Dear Oga Landlord,<\/span><\/p>\n \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/span>\u00a0What You Need to Know Before I Deal with You<\/b><\/p>\n I called Morufu to help me write this letter because I need to <\/span>yarn you wetin dey ground<\/span><\/i>. <\/span>Wetin I get for mind concerning your matter and how you go hear wen!<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n I came to your house just six months ago, in a bid to get accommodation,<\/span><\/a> I still remember the blue <\/span>Agbada<\/span><\/i> you wore, your smiling face and your seemingly kind countenance. I never knew I was in soup. I just moved out of my <\/span>mini flat<\/span><\/a> at <\/span>Egbeda,<\/span><\/a> to your face-to-face apartment at <\/span>Ajegunle<\/span><\/a>, I had lost my job at<\/span> Ogba<\/span><\/a> and I needed to cater for my young wife Ajike. I used all the money I had to get one room in your house. I never knew I just entered the devil\u2019s trap.<\/span><\/p>\n For the first three weeks, I didn\u2019t encounter any challenge, you and my new neighbours gave me a welcome feast. The real <\/span>wen<\/span><\/i> started when my wife\u2019s pot of soup was stolen in the general kitchen meant for everyone in the compound.<\/span><\/p>\n Ajike had just left the kitchen to take <\/span>garri<\/span><\/i> for <\/span>eba<\/span><\/i> in the room with your wife still in the kitchen. On her return back to the kitchen, the soup had disappeared within five minutes. She held the Garri in amazement as she couldn\u2019t talk.<\/span> I no talk too, but we no chop for three days sake of say, una steal our soup<\/span><\/i>. <\/span>From that day<\/span><\/i>,<\/span> I don dey watch how I go deal with you.<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n Two weeks later, you insisted that you will remove my roof because I didn’t \u00a0pay <\/span>NEPA bills<\/span><\/i>. I know you\u2019re a carpenter and that you\u2019re capable. So, I allowed you but I cracked your ladder at midnight. I heard you fell, landed at the hospital and almost lost your life. \u00a0I am sorry I did that but that may be one of the prices to pay as a <\/span>Lagos landlord<\/span><\/a>.<\/span> The person wey no want make we live make him self no enjoy life.<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n