{"id":1918,"date":"2016-09-30T14:22:41","date_gmt":"2016-09-30T14:22:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tolet.com.ng\/blog\/?p=1918"},"modified":"2018-09-12T11:23:01","modified_gmt":"2018-09-12T10:23:01","slug":"letters-to-my-landlord-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/propertypro.ng\/blog\/letters-to-my-landlord-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Letters to my Landlord (2)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Show Man<\/b><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">1 Somewhere Rd, <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Ajegunle Lagos.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">7th September 2016<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>Mr Landlord,<\/b><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">1 Somewhere Rd,<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Ajegunle Lagos.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Dear Oga Landlord, <\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>You Do Me Strong Thing<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Today, Morufu no dey house, na Biliki dey write for me. I told you earlier that we still have a lot of things to discuss &#8211; this season of letters. This Biliki too know book, na big big grammar she just dey use.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I hope you remembered that day, when there was a fire outbreak in the house close to ours, it was like a joke. My wife, Ajike, was cutting onions for the soup she was about to cook. I was helping her out in our <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.tolet.com.ng\/property\/1-bedroom-studio-apartment-for-rent-ayobo-ipaja-lagos-D2871\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">one bedroom room apartment<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> washing the tomatoes. \u00a0I know that I can\u2019t help her in the kitchen because all the gbeboruns in this house will start talking. My mouth was already watering for the Amala she wanted to prepare that night.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Suddenly, I started hearing voices at the back of my window. I was telling Ajike that \u00a0&#8216;Iya Dele and Iya Ibeji must have started fighting since they had been promising to fight each other for three days now maybe this is the main night\u2019. I wanted to watch the fight to see who will win but I couldn&#8217;t because I was so hungry.<\/p>\n<p>ALSO READ:\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.tolet.com.ng\/blog\/20-features-you-should-desire-in-your-dream-home\/\">20 Features You Should Desire in Your Dream Home<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Suddenly, Ehne started shouting Ina o, Ina o, fire fire fire. I didn\u2019t know when Ajike and I found ourselves outside. Ajike was tying a wrapper. I was wearing a dirty singlet on my boxers, Mama Onome\u2019s house\u00a0was burning. It is the house beside our house. We all did our best to ensure that your house didn\u2019t catch fire. We used all the detergent that Ajike was selling, and you promised to pay her back. I jumped into the well near the house to fetch water to quench the fire (the well is not so deep). After three hours, we were able to quench the fire. We didn\u2019t know that Iya Tosin\u2019s roof also caught fire after we all went inside she raised an alarm, we spent another ten minutes trying to put off the fire.<\/p>\n<p>Oga landlord, you promised to pay Ajike back for using all her detergent but you didn\u2019t. She asked you for the money severally but you ignored her. That business is her only source of income and you wanted to ruin it. I discovered that you wanted to cheat her. So I waited patiently to show you back.<\/p>\n<p>I will tell you what I did later. For now, I want to go and play Baba Ijebu and \u00a0Iya Biliki wants to send Biliki message. Expect other letters from me.<\/p>\n<p>The only,<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Show Man<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Watch out for\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.tolet.com.ng\/blog\/letters-to-my-landlord-3\/\">Part 3!!!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Show Man 1 Somewhere Rd, Ajegunle Lagos. 7th September 2016 &nbsp; Mr Landlord, 1 Somewhere Rd, Ajegunle Lagos. &nbsp; Dear Oga Landlord, You Do Me Strong Thing Today, Morufu no dey house, na Biliki dey write for me. I told you earlier that we still have a lot of things to discuss &#8211; this season &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":1913,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[38,17],"tags":[223,174,150,148],"class_list":["post-1918","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-articles","category-featured","tag-accommodation-in-lagos","tag-apartment-for-newlyweds","tag-finding-an-apartment","tag-nigerian-landlords"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/propertypro.ng\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1918","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/propertypro.ng\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/propertypro.ng\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/propertypro.ng\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/propertypro.ng\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1918"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"https:\/\/propertypro.ng\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1918\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11006,"href":"https:\/\/propertypro.ng\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1918\/revisions\/11006"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/propertypro.ng\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1913"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/propertypro.ng\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1918"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/propertypro.ng\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1918"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/propertypro.ng\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1918"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}